1. Automate the buy
Set up a recurring contribution into your S&P 500 ETF of choice ($VOO, $SPY, or your local equivalent). Automation is your accountability partner.
Stop hustling. Start holding.
Do nothing. Own the S&P 500. Collect the vibes.
levelsio's posts about automated investing convinced me to focus more on the S&P 500. I'm sharing simple reminders that help me stay focused; Marc Lou's shipfa.st, codefa.st, and datafa.st projects inspired the domain idea.
24/7
levelsio autopilot energy
500
S&P 500 ETF ticker
🛋️ Sit back
📈 Own the S&P 500
💤 Ignore the noise
🔁 Automate contributions
🏖️ Touch grass
🔒 ETF > meme coin
🌊 Vibe with compound interest
The InvestFA.st Playbook
One page. Two buttons. Infinite smugness.
2. Pet your phone less
Delete the trading app from your home screen. Replace it with a beach picture. Touch it only once a month to confirm you're still winning.
3. Screenshot your balance quarterly
It gives you meme content. Share it when you're feeling smug, flex responsibly, and remind the timeline that boredom pays.
4. Redirect dopamine
Use the freed-up brain cycles to ship your side project, learn a skill, or nap like you're compounding REM cycles.
Timeline Receipts
Curated chaos from levelsio, Marc Lou, and friends proving that ETF autopilot is the new hustle.
Marc Lou letting VOO cook Open on X
Marc Lou on boring wealth Open on X
Marc Lou on long shots Open on X
Marc Lou: automate the grind Open on X
Toom.ai compounding energy Open on X
Toom.ai BCN ETF flex Open on X
jxnlco staying unbothered Open on X
Toom.ai lazy gains Open on X
Marc Lou chart check Open on X
Marc Lou: zero-day trading Open on X
Marc Lou beach mindset Open on X
Hero Dividend compounding Open on X
Hero Dividend lazy returns Open on X
Sam Parr on slow money Open on X
levelsio set-it-and-zoom Open on X
levelsio ETF evangelism Open on X
levelsio beach alpha Open on X
levelsio S&P drip Open on X
levelsio autopilot summer Open on X
levelsio living off ETFs Open on X
Got your own lazy ETF flex? Tag @mischeiwiller on X and I'll drop it on this wall.
The Do-Nothing Challenge
I'm building a monthly reminder to ignore the markets, keep the auto-invest running, and share fresh ETF memes without taking it all too seriously.
Monthly meme drop
I’ll curate the sharpest $SPX and $VOO takes so you can repost without scrolling all day.
Automation check
A gentle reminder to confirm your buy still hits. If you skip it, expect a personal roast.
Dashboard sneak peek
Get first dibs on the Do-Nothing Dashboard when it drops. Think dopamine without day-trader energy.
FAQ (Frequently Avoided Questions)
Do I need to be a market genius?
Nope. The S&P 500 is a diversified basket of the biggest US companies. You're basically betting that capitalism keeps capitalism-ing.
Is this financial advice?
This is educational meme content. Make your own decisions, talk to a fiduciary, hydrate, wear sunscreen.
Can I track my progress here?
I'm cooking up a "Do-Nothing Dashboard" that turns dollar-cost averaging into dopamine. Drop your email to get early access.
What's the catch?
You still have to set the automation once. After that, forget about it and send me your memes.